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Friday, August 29, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Kisss....
One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey , would you give me a kiss?" Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad ? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" " Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!". " No way , it's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?". "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!". "Oh yes you can. Please?" "No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and The girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled, And in a sleepy voice she said, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake .... TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL... " |
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Quotations By Subject : God & Success
Quotations By Subject : God If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat. How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least potentially, was infinitely more interesting and relevant than one that defied comprehension. I’m searching through all that has ever been hoped, in praise of what can never be known. I’m searching through all that has ever been hoped, in praise of what can never be known. Doubting God's existence is okay and perfectly acceptable within Christianity as long as the person doubting remains obedient and committed to the Christian path. I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. O ye of little faith, who believe that somehow the birth of Christ is dependent upon acknowledgment in a circular from OfficeMax! God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. When you want something really bad and you close your eyes and wish for it-- God's the guy who ignores you. Quotations By Subject : Success I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite. Men are born to succeed, not fail. Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his. We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective. Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life. The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration. The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication. Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings. If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing. Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above his last achievement. In this way he steadily raises his level of aspiration. The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. Eighty percent of success is showing up. I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time. |
Quotations By Subject : Character
Quotations By Subject : Character I appreciate people who are civil, whether they mean it or not. I think: Be civil. Do not cherish your opinion over my feelings. There's a vanity to candor that isn't really worth it. Be kind. Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character. The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done. I could never think well of a man's intellectual or moral character, if he was habitually unfaithful to his appointments. The character of a man is known from his conversations. To succeed is nothing, it's an accident. but to feel no doubts about oneself is something very different: it is character. I take it as a man's duty to restrain himself. You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character. A man's character is his fate. People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest. Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved. In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what is beyond it. Forming characters! Whose? Our own or others? Both. And in that momentous fact lies the peril and responsibility of our existence. Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. |
Quotations By Subject : Happiness
Quotations By Subject : Happiness Men are born to succeed, not fail. To freely bloom - that is my definition of success. Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed. Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not frightened by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were. Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life. We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective. Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his. The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication. What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings. A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind. If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing. Underpromise; overdeliver. I know of only one bird - the parrot - that talks; and it can't fly very high. Eighty percent of success is showing up. Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there. Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. |
Quotations By Subject : Friendship
Quotations By Subject : Friendship Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you. If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back. Adversity does teach who your real friends are. Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances. All people want is someone to listen. Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship. A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. Friends have all things in common. It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of. The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better. There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it involved talking to them and listening to them for hours at a time. If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair. We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them. I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. |
Quotations By Subject : LOVE
Quotations By Subject : LOVE Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself. I pay very little regard...to what any young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they have not yet seen the right person. I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman's feelings; and there may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge of. When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real. Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds. What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do…? Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command. Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. |
Quotations By Subject : Life
Quotations By Subject : Life
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. |
Top 10 Famous Quotes
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite. I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details. An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. I made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it short. Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want. 'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?' 'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat. 'I don't much care where --' said Alice. 'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat. '--so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation. Green is the prime color of the world, and that from which its loveliness arises. |
Software engineer and his wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data type mismatch. Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission. Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected. Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters. Wife - I will go to my dad’s house. Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - shut down the computer. Wife - I am going Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer |
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